Do you have nagging health problems
that you haven't been able to solve?
What if there was a way of getting to the real causes of those problems and resolving them completely?
Now there is a wonderful way to do that we call the Squeaky Clean Program?
What's the Squeaky Clean Program?
The Squeaky Clean Program is one of the most advanced applications of Human Software Engineering and is specifically for improving health and wellness. It is also one of the most logical and "makes sense" programs for removing the underlying basis of chronic health problems ever developed. This is because the program approaches the causes of chronic health problems at their true origin.
The Squeaky Clean Program is based on a system of heath and wellness care from Europe that is referred to as Regulative Medicine. It is a system of helping the body to heal itself. After all it is really only the body that heals itself not therapies, interventions or medicines. Holistic health practitioners know that only the body can heal itself, nothing else. And as practitioners we can either facilitate this "self-healing" of the body or get in the way. The Squeaky Clean Program is a marvelous method of facilitating self-healing.
How the body takes care of itself:
A brilliant pathologist in Austria named Alfred Pischinger discovered that the connective tissue in the body is the place where all of the "regulating" of basic functions of the body takes place. All of the services that the cells need for their functioning such as nutrients, oxygen, metabolic waste removal, energy, etc. are all provided through the connective tissue. The capillaries of the circulatory system, the lymph system and the nerve endings do not directly connect to the cells. They terminate in the connective tissue near the cells but are not in direct contact with them.(see the chart below)
This means that the connective tissue is where all of the action of serving the cells takes place. These services and the processes that they provide allow the cells to thrive and function in a healthy way. So the connective tissue is where all of the action is. All of this activity of serving the cells is what is meant by the term "regulating."
But the connective tissue is also the primary place where the body stores any toxins or pathogens that it can not get rid of. If your organs of elimination such as the large intestines, the liver, the kidneys, etc. are not working properly for any reason (and there can be many reasons) then sometimes you may not be able to get toxic substances out of the body. Apparently we are exposed to something like 30,000 toxic substances every day!
When the body can't get these toxins out it puts them in the connective tissue. That's the least damaging place to put them. We certainly don't want them inside of the cells. However, the problem is that as the toxins and pathogens collect in the connective tissues, if there is too much accumulation, these foreign substances start to get in the way. They block the normal functioning of providing services like energy, oxygen, etc. to the cells.
Pischinger's discovery of this phenomenon is incredibly insightful. It means that the primary underlying cause of the vast majority of chronic health problems is the accumulation of toxins and pathogens in the connective tissue. Certainly there are some pathogens that also get inside of cells like Borreliosis (Lyme Disease) and others. We have protocols for getting rid of those too.
Each person has their own particular collection of toxins and pathogens in their connective tissue so there is no "one-size-fits-all" solution to this problem. What is needed is to assess what's there for a particular person and then design a unique program for properly purging the accumulated toxin/pathogen collection out of the connective tissue.
Here's a diagram of what the connective tissue looks like:

How it works:
The Steps of the Squeaky Clean Program
In order to get the connective tissue "squeaky clean" there are a series of logical steps to go through. Martin Keymer calls this program the program to get well and stay well. Here are the steps that we take that are individually tailored to the specific needs of each participant in the program.
When you register for this program you receive a detailed questionnaire about your health history. You list your complaints and other information relevant to designing the optimal Squeaky Clean Program for you.
We then test for you using kinesiology to find what the specific collection of toxins and pathogens that are in your connective tissue and cells. We then design a program that goes through the Squeaky Clean Program steps, make the drops using a WaveMaker Pro and the appropriate test kits and send them to you through the mail along with detailed instructions of what that particular session is for and how to take the drops.
You can have either one session per month or two per month. The debugging and upgrading information that is imprinted into the mineral and oil drops stimulates the body to heal itself. This self-healing is also called "regulating" thus the term "regulative medicine." Your body needs time to regulate so it is fine to have two to four weeks in between sessions.
As you go through the steps of the program it sometimes may take more than one session per step. Each person's needs are different and this is taken into consideration as we test for your specific individual needs at each session.
A General Overview of The Squeaky Clean Program
The Squeaky Clean Program consists of ten specifically sequenced steps and includes the following seven primary areas of emphasis.
- UPGRADE ENERGY which the body needs in order to perform its basic functions and to heal itself. This is accomplished in two ways. One is by picking up its own energy and feeding it back to the body so that the resonance of its own energy is strengthened. Another is to use special procedures to energize different specific hardware/software subsystems of the body. This includes providing energy to support specific meridians, organ systems, organs, their structures and functions.
- RESOLVE ANY UNRESOLVED ADVERSE CHILDHOOD EXPERIENCES and incomplete traumatic experiences that may have occurred during adulthood. These forms of psychological/emotional stress have been found to be prevalent and are often a significant contributor to chronic illnesses. These are now easily resolved using the new tools available in Core Dynamics Coaching. This support continues as needed throughout the program and is an integral and important part of it. Such debugging of the inner human software is occasionally all that is needed to restore a person to health. Resolving these types of stresses usually frees up energy which the body can then use for healing. As a by-product of this part of the program, people sometimes have remarkable breakthroughs in other areas of their lives unrelated to health.
- REMOVE BASIC OPERATING SYSTEM BLOCKS which prevent the body’s natural regulatory processes from functioning effectively. These processes occur primarily in the connective tissue surrounding every cell and are responsible for maintaining the vitality and health of the cells. Certain kinds of toxic stresses act as blocks which prevent the regulatory systems of the body from the functioning effectively. Therefore they must be identified and debugged first. This allows the debugging procedures that follow to be effective in stimulating the regulatory systems of the body to restore a state of healthy function.
- OPEN THE ORGANS AND SYSTEMS OF EMLIMNATION so the body can easily eliminate accumulated toxic stresses. This involves resolving any significant bugs that result in impaired function of the intestinal tract, lymphatic system, liver, gallbladder, kidneys, bladder, lungs, skin, and circulatory systems. Once healthy function is restored to these organs and systems, the body is ready to eliminate toxic stresses in the steps that follow.
- PURGE THE CONNECTIVE TISSUE OF ACCUMULATED TOXINS Once the organs of elimination are open and working well, the body is ready to remove the toxic toxic stresses that have accumulated in the connective tissue. In this step we use inverse oscillation protocols with the “bugged code” present in body secretions such as saliva, urine, feces, etc. This debugging procedure cancels out the electromagnetic charge of the toxins which are present in the secretions and activates the body’s defenses to remove them. This is very effective and usually drives about half of the accumulated toxins out of the body. This usually marks a turning point in the process of restoring health. With more nutrition reaching the cells and waste products being efficiently removed, the cells have more vitality and the body’s innate ability to remove toxic stresses and self-regulate is significantly restored.
- REMOVE ANY TENACIOUS TOXIC STRESSES THAT REMAIN in the body. After this generic cleansing of the connective tissue is completed, the next step is to retest to determine which tenacious toxic stresses are still present in the body. We then use a series of specialized debugging protocols to eliminate them.
- ELIMINATE THE OLDEST DEEPEST STRESSES so that the body can maintain a state of regulatory self-sufficiency. This includes debugging the residual influences of incompletely resolved childhood diseases, vaccinations and inherited predispositions to regulatory dysfunction
As an integral part of this plan it is imperative that we identify any psychological, emotional and/or spiritual issues that may be considered to be “Inner Conflicts” or "Conflicts in Consciousness." These are the subtlest and deepest stresses of all. These must be identified and resolved if a person is to get and stay well. It is now possible to easily and quickly identify and debug these using the tools available in Core Dynamics Coaching. These tools are tailored to eliminate the Core Dynamics of Human Conditioning Problems. The goal is to allow a person to live permanently in the experience of Pure Awareness. Ultimately, optimal health must also include living in the continuous experience of Wholeness. The purpose of this program is to bring balance and harmony to the body, mind and spirit so that as one harmoniously integrated wholeness a person can take care of themselves as an individual in all circumstances. Once someone has completed the Squeaky Clean Program they are usually more self-sufficient with respect to maintaining health than they have ever before been in their life. If you need Core Dynamics coaching sessions this may involve separate sessions for which there may be additional fees.

While strictly following the overall plan, the program is modified and adapted at each step of the way to address the special and unique needs of each individual. Each individual’s assessment results will be different and each individual’s treatment plan will be uniquely tailored to their individual needs. This attention to each person’s individual circumstances goes a long way in assuring the success of the Squeaky Clean Program for every one who chooses to participate.
It is important to understand that the names of different toxins, pathogens and diseases that are used in this plan refer to the energy of these things only and not to any actual pathological substances or processes. There is no biochemical testing such as blood tests. Everything that is identified in the assessments and included in the debugging plan is found using only bioenergetic testing. These energy patterns can be picked up with bioenergetic testing long before they become either visible to the eye under a microscope or before they would show up in any form of biochemical testing. Even though there may be many items listed as a result of the testing, one should not be alarmed. The presence of many different toxic stresses is very commonplace in our modern world.
This bioenergetic testing is not intended as a diagnosis of any disease or condition. We do not diagnose or treat any medical illnesses or diseases and we do not diagnose or treat psychological disorders. The information and suggestions that we provide are not intended as a substitute for diagnosis and treatment by a licensed physician, psychiatrist, psychologist or other health care provider. We strongly recommend that if someone has a medical condition or a serious or life threatening illness, they should consult with a licensed health care provider and be under their care.
The Results:
As the connective tissue becomes increasingly clean and free of toxins and pathogens, your immune system is freed up more and more and you become healthier and healthier. Old problems that you through would never go away seem to just disappear at some point during the program. And other old problems that you have just become resigned to and have accepted as just part of getting older or whatever, also have a way of often just disappearing along the way. It's wonderful when you notice that an old problem that you had just resigned yourself to having for the rest of your life is suddenly just not showing up any more.
People who go through the Squeaky Clean Program rarely ever get sick after finishing it. And they tend to feel better, more energetic, more vital and alive then ever before in their life. They also tend to not acquire chronic health problems for a long, long time.
When you finish the program which takes varying lengths of time depending on both what is inside of you and how your system responds to each session, at the end you tend to be in better health than you knew was possible and certainly better than you have been in your life prior to going through the program.
It's great to get Squeaky Clean as a preventative measure too. You can help avoid developing all kinds of chronic health problems right from the beginning. And with a follow up session (kind of a check up or tune up) every six months you can stay Squeaky Clean for as long as we offer this program.
How is it done at a distance?
Up until a few years ago, the only way to get the Squeaky Clean Program was to have all of your sessions in person. In the USA that presented a problem because we only have a few HSE's who are trained to offer this program. But now it is available from anywhere thanks to the ability to imprint the debugging and upgrading patterns of energy and information into bottles of remedy drops. There are two bottles of drops for each debugging or upgrading signal.

Why both oil and mineral drops?
When
Martin Keymer was trying to figure out how to get all of the frequency
information into a liquid he experimented with different kinds of liquid
and he couldn't find one liquid that would hold the full spectrum of
the frequency information. I guess it was a little like trying to invent
the light bulb! Finally he realized that a particular type of oil would
hold part of the frequencies and a special mineral water would hold the
other part of the spectrum. This finally made it possible to get the
full frequency information into liquids that people could then use
anywhere away from his practice.
The drops are made using a brass pin that is inserted down into the
bottles of liquid at the end of the cable to imprint the liquids with the signal from the WaveMaker
Pro.
When you are a
participant in the Squeaky Clean Program you get several sets of oil and
mineral drops each month. Each set of two bottles of drops are
imprinted with one of the steps of the debugging and upgrading from that
particular session. The drops come with clear instructions for how to
take them, for how many days, etc.
The
mineral drops are taken using the dropper (pictured above) to place a
few drops under the tongue. The oil drops are rubbed into the skin
typically over the area of the body that is being worked on. So if the
purpose of a given set of drops was for stimulating detoxification of
the liver for example, you would rub the oil drops onto the skin at your
lower right side rib cage and upper abdomen.
What goes in the drops?
The
drops are made using the WaveMaker Pro and the appropriate ampoules
that are selected from the extensive library of test kits at our office.
The drops are imprinted with the energy from the ampoules. When you
take the drops the impulses of highly specific debugging or upgrading
signals stimulate the body to heal itself in particular ways depending
upon which ampoules are used.
A
session may involve from 2 to 4 sets of drops. A typical session may
involve providing energy in the first set of drops to the group of
organs or systems that is being worked on such as the Wood Element in
the case of the liver. (The Wood Element is a functional grouping of
organs from the Chinese Five Element System. The Wood Element includes
the liver, gallbladder, joints & muscles and the fat metabolism.)
The
second set of drops is often a debugging signal to remove some stressor
from (in this case) the liver (or whatever organ or system is being
worked on).
Then the
third set of drops may be to provide additional energy for the parts or
functions of the organ in question to further support its ability to
heal and repair itself.
This
combination of strengthening the system, canceling of the particular
target stressor and then providing additional energy for healing seems
to be a great combination for stimulating the body to heal itself in a
very specific direction.
You
can have either one or two sessions per month (depending mainly on your
budget). You usually take the drops once per day for from 5 to 10 days
according to the instructions you get when you receive the drops in the
mail. You also receive a progress report with each session showing where
you are as you move through the steps of the program.
The
program takes some months to go through as each step of the Squeaky
Clean Program may involve several sessions. This is not a quick fix. It
is a program to systematically remove the underlying causes of chronic
health problems or to prevent them from coming up in the first place.
New lower prices:
Previously the price for the initial
testing for each person joining the Squeaky Clean Program was $579.00.
We have reduced this now to $350
The price for the drops is:
One session per month - previously - $250
Two sessions per month - previously - $500
Cost of participation:
Initial Consultation, History, Detailed Assessment and Testing to develop your individualized Squeaky Clean Plan - $350.00
Monthly sessions delivered via HSE Oil and Mineral Drops - $250.00 per month.
What to get the job done faster? - 2 sessions per month - $500.00
When you register you are charged the initial testing fee plus the first session's drops fee. Registering for this program will create a recurring billing link in the Great Life Technologies shopping cart for $250.00 for once a month session or $500.00 for twice a month sessions.. This will continue until you are complete with the program which varies from person to person. You can cancel your participation at any time although it is better to enter the program with the intention to see it through. The time it will take depends upon what we find that needs to be done. It may vary between 6 to 18 months.
How to participate:
I want to be Squeaky Clean - Sign Me Up!
If you would like to join the Squeaky Clean Program please use the following links -
Once per month - Initial testing and first set of drops will be $350 + $250 = $600 (plus shipping). Thereafter, you will be charged $250 once a month (plus shipping) i.e. every 30 days.
Click here: Initial Consultation and monthly drops - $600 (then $250 every 30 days)
Twice per month - Initial testing and first set of drops will be $350 + $250 = $600 (plus shipping). You will then receive a second set of drops after approximately 2 weeks and be charged $250 (plus shipping) for this additional session. Your first month's total will be $850.00.
Thereafter, you will be charged $250 twice a month plus shipping, i.e. every 15 days. Your total monthly charges will be $500.00 for each month after the first month.
Click here: Initial Consultation and bimonthly drops - $600.00 (then $250 every 15 days)